Why HODL when you can SELL, PANIC & BUY BACK WORSE?

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Memeifesto

Rule #1

Never HODL. Bags are heavy.

Rule #2

Buy high, sell low.
Repeat for max fun.

Rule #3

Diamond hands? Nah,
we got Paper Planes.

Because numbers are funnier when they don’t add up.

Totally Serious
Tokenomics

40%

Dumped
instantly
by devs

25%

Liquidity?
LOL

20%

Community
panic fund

10%

Marketing
aka meme
budget

5%

For
ladyboys in
Thailand

Roadmap to Nowhere

Roadmap

Q1

Launch coin. Rug optional

Q2

Get Elon to tweet? (pls)

Q3

Accidentally flip BTC

Q4

Global domination or total irrelevance

LVL1

The more you lose,
the higher you rise
Sold before the first ATH.
Congrats, you’re HODLESS lvl 1.

LVL2

The Dip Buyer
Bought the dip. Then sold the dipper dip. Classic HODLESS move.

LVL3

The Bag Dropper
Held just long enough to panic dump at the bottom. Respect.

LVL4

The ATH Chaser
Bought the absolute top.
Dumped right before recovery.
Legendary.

LVL5

The Enlightened HODLESS
You never HODL. You only
panic. You are the final form.

Why HODL when you can SELL, PANIC & BUY BACK WORSE?

Don’t HODL. Don’t Think.
Just Click.

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